# Math Equation Jokes

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### I don't get why you always have to find x in math equations

Guess I'll never know y

### If /u/doubledickdude was a math equation...

8=D^2

### How do you solve a math equation?

Isolate the "x" so it gets depressive and takes suicide.

### What do you call the brand of toilet paper that prints math equations on their rolls?

Multi-Ply

### A math equation

A dozen, a gross, and a score

Plus three times the square root of four

Divide that by seven

Plus five times eleven

Is nine squared and nothing else more.

### Al Gore’s new band

Did you hear the Al Gore started a band based on math equations?

It's called "Al Gore Rhythm"

### I made a math equation explaining vice presidents

I call it Al Gore-ithim

### A math equation

W = women M = Money T = Time

W = T x M We know that women are time and money

Time is equal to money, so T = M

We can then say W = M^2

Money is the root of evil.

We can then substitute again and say that

W = sqrt(M^2).

Now simplified, W = E. Women are evil. Math proves it!

Edit: Wow, for being in r/jokes you guys sure are buzz kills. Lighten up.

### What do you call a motherly math equation?

A momonial

### What's two plus two?

A math equation.

### An Anesthesiologist....

One day an anesthesiologist is boring his kids and wife with a complex math equation over dinner.

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The wife says:

"honey you are good at putting people to sleep."