Math Major Jokes
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This is my dad's (a math major) favourite joke. What's the difference between an Engineer and a Mathematician?
A mathematician and an engineer are living together in a dorm when a fire starts in their room.
The mathematician wakes up and sees the fire. He quickly scans the room and sees a fire extinguisher and goes back to bed, happy knowing a solution exists.
The engineer wakes up, sees the fire and uses the extinguisher to put it out.
The train ride to the engineering and math convention
A math/engineering convention was being held. On the train to the convention, there were a bunch of math majors and a bunch of engineering majors. Each of the math majors had his/her train ticket. The group of engineers had only ONE ticket for all of them. The math majors started laughing and snickering.
Then, one of the engineers said "here comes the conductor" and then all of the engineers went into the bathroom. The math majors were puzzled. The conductor came aboard and said "tickets please" and got tickets from all the math majors.
He then went to the bathroom and knocked on the door and said "ticket please" and the engineers stuck the ticket under the door. The conductor took it and then the engineers came out of the bathroom a few minutes later. The math majors felt really stupid.
So, on the way back from the convention, the group of math majors had one ticket for the group. They started snickering at the engineers, for the whole group had no tickets amongst them. Then, the engineer lookout said "Conductor coming!". All the engineers went to one bathroom. All the math majors went to another bathroom. Then, before the conductor came on board, one of the engineers left the bathroom, knocked on the other bathroom, and said "ticket please."
What do math majors get when they graduate?
Math majors don't use degrees.
It's finals week and the only question on the test is "what is 2+2?"
A philosophy major writes a long eloquent response but doesn't bother to actually answer the question.
A math major makes a formal proof that 2=2 and that addition is commutative before using the squeeze theorem to prove that 4≤2+2≤4.
An engineering major knows the answer is 4 but writes down 5 just to be safe.
What happens to a math major when he flunks out of school?
So a Math Major goes in for a job interview...
.... and when he does the man interviewing him asks him to tell him about himself.
The Math Major stuttered and didn't really know how to respond so the man says "tell me about yourself, give me any qualities."
So the Math Major immediately replies "greater than, less than, or equal to."
Math joke: Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 is Dec 25
Why don't math majors like to drink alcohol?
Because they don't like to drink and derive.
I asked a math major freshman friend this morning, "So what's your four-year plan in college?"
ohhh you mean my Four-Year Transform or Four-Year Series?
Math majors have terrible grammar...
How else can you explain them saying "pie are squared"?
My friend just got his bachelors in mathematics and my GF just asked
gf: "What's a common problem for a math major?"
friend: "getting laid"
Why’d the blonde math major only apply to colleges in South Africa?
She wanted to attend a party school where she couldn’t fail at integrating.